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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir
MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri
dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi
bhi krwa diyo |
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I want you
To be With me
On feb 14
In a nice Restaurant
and say those sweet three words to you
"Pay The Bill" |
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa,
asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?,
room wich kyon
nahi? |
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Sardar starts shouting in a store......
where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE. |
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent
a fax
to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and
when
I got into my room I found Preeto in another
man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then
coolly said,
"Maybe, she didn't get the fax. |
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Santa : "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
His wife Jasmeet : "Honey, I'd have married
you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" |
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Pati: Mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi
karogi?
Patni: Nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi.
aap?
Pati: Main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga |
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Santa : "When my wife is infuriated, she
starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our
dogs
and nobody dares answer her."
Banta : "And when you are angry, what do you
do?"
Santa : "I also shout angrily at the windows
and
doors of the house and none of them dares to
answer back. |
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santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet
blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now
teacher
will think that we both copied. |
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