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Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you
stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate
together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next
husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why
bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you
were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate
for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our
anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take
you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries
while you were still in love.
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A fellow was
very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she
told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her
he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each
year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered
twenty-one roses with instructions that they be
delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that
since the young man was such a good customer, he would
put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl
so angry with him
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A way to save
your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he
was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,
"If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a
little boulder."
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