I AM BIHAR
I am the history of India
I gave the world its first Republic
I nourished Buddha to enlightenment
I gave world its best ancient university
My son Chanakya was the father of Economics
Mahavir came out of my womb to found Jainism
My son Valmiki wrote Ramayan, the greatest Epic
Rishi Shushrut, the father of surgery, lived on my soil
My son Vatsayana wrote Kamasutra, the treatise of love
My son Ashoka was the greatest ruler of India
I gave birth to Aryabhatt, the great ancient mathematician
I gave Ashoka Chakra that adorns India’s national flag
My son Dinkar is the national poet of India
I gave the world its first University
I gave India its first president
I am the land of festivals
I am brotherhood
I am the past
I am the future
I am opportunity
I am revolution
I am culture
I am heritage
I am love
I am inspiration
I am freedom
I am destiny
I am Bihar
…Come & show the others.
“BIHARIS R BORN 2 WIN”

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

Bus stop

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?

A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc.

The poor fellow hadn"t seen all this ever before.

So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he likeDelhi, he was too excited and said :
yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn"t figure out what is a flyover).

Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to
thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

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