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Bihari Husbnd Suhagrat ko apne biwi se bola
Aaj to HUM tohar Maa Chod deb.
Bihari Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k Boli
Aur e k ka tohar Baap aai k Chodi
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1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho....
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Do you know meaning of "BIHARI". B-BRILLIANT, I-INTELLIGENT, H-HARDWORKING, A-ALLROUNDER, R-RESPONSIBLE, I-INDIAN.
So Jai Bihar, Jai Bihari. We should proud to be Bihar.
‎"BIHAR" includes all the name of India. B-Bharat, I-India, H-Hindustan, A-Aryawarat, R-Rewakhand
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Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa
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1 Haryani
1 Punjabi
1 Bihari
ship Me ja rahe the,unhe ek
jin mila or bola
Samandar me koi cheez phenko
Agar mene dhond li to me
tumhe mar dungaor na dhond
paya to me tumhara ghulam
haryane wale ne needle phenki
jinn ne dhond li or usey mar
dia,
punjabi ne memory card phenka
jinn ne dhond lia or usey mar
dia,
bihari ne disprine phenki wo
pani me ghul gayi,
bihari bola chal beta ghar chal
bahut kaam pada ha jin shocked &
bihari rocked...!!!!!!!
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1 Bacha Paida hote hi nurse
se bola-Light aa rahi ha kya
Nurse-nahi bacha-oh sala fir
Bihar me paida ho gya
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Bihari Husbnd Suhagrat ko apne biwi se bola
Aaj to HUM tohar Maa Chod deb.
Bihari Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k Boli
Aur e k ka tohar Baap aai k Chodi
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Ek bihari baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
 
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Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di
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Are o friendwa..

tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do

Tohara Dost…
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Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun
Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
Hamri tarafse aapko
gudmorning va…

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