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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi..
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu.?
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ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur
aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM
PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA,
ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA,
JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,
VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA,
NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!!
u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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This cat, is cat,
a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat,20 cat, seconds cat
Now read it without the word cat.
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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Ladki apne sajan se pooch rahe hai,,
kya pyaar karna gunah hai,kya pyaar karna gunah hai,
ladki ki saheli uske kaan mein bolti hai,  
arre patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.  

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