Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh
main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main
nahi!! |
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Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil
jata. |
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Samtu says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth)
dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Samtu: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par
hi dikha! |
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa,
asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?,
room wich kyon
nahi? |
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Pati: Mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri
shaadi karogi?
Patni: Nahi. main apni behan ki saath
rahungi. aap?
Pati: Main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath
rahunga |
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I want you
To be With me
On feb 14
In a nice Restaurant
and say those sweet three words to you
"Pay The Bill" |
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New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless
nights in your love, and I don't
want my son to do the same for
your daughter. So lets make them
brother & sister. |
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent
a fax
to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and
when
I got into my room I found Preeto in another
man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then
coolly said,
"Maybe, she didn't get the fax. |
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Ladki apne sajan se pooch rahe hai,,
kya pyaar karna gunah hai,kya pyaar karna gunah
hai,
ladki ki saheli uske kaan mein bolti hai,
arre patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.
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