Sardar
Became The Driver Of Train,
The
Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late
Bcoz?
He
Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?" |
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Ae chand
chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae |
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Ishq
da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ja na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!! |
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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?
Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki
Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain |
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Sardar
Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear |
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Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je:
MISS
("NARRA":-) |
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Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!! |
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India
me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-) |
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Ek
bar baarish ho rahi thi,
ek
aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue
thay,
keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola,
"Mitran di chatri to udd gayi,
ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi
karti. |
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